Team Typhus is comprised of arrogant narcissists, overstuffed jackasses and smug cock-o-the-walks. They smell better than Team Flatus, but that's about it. |
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Team Flatus is comprised of losers, whiners, dorks and losers; all creatures with no self-worth whatsoever, and if they do have any, they certainly don't deserve to. Losers.
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 Solange
Hometown: Milwaukee WI
Occupation: So-Called "Actress”
Age: 30
So beautiful, so sexy! So what's she doing on Tossed Off? Simple: her career is in the toilet. But does she have more to offer than her looks? Probably not.
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 Cara
Hometown: San Francisco CA
Occupation: Law student
Age: 22
This smart young lady may find her LSAT scores aren't much help during the "Name Seven Famous Hookers" contest, but her competitive spirit and kind nature might let her survive for at least a few hours.
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 Tucker
Hometown: Corntown IA
Occupation: Male Model
Age: 25
The Network is under contract to have at least one male model in every program. Tucker fulfills that obligation. Yes, he'll take his shirt off.
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 Charley
Hometown: Carlinville IL
Occupation: Ice Cream Truck Operator
Age: 23
No one ever said that driving an ice cream truck was a good job ... but maybe it will prepare Charley for what awaits him on Tossed Off. No... hold on... no, it won't.
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 Joan
Hometown: Peekskill NY
Occupation: Flight Attendant
Age: 35
Surprise, Joan! You're on Tossed Off! What's that? No one told you? You didn't actually sign up for the show? You'd rather go home? Too bad, lady. Now play the damn game and keep a smile on your face.
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 Kim
Hometown: Philadelphia PA
Occupation: Right Wing Blogger
Age: 25
Possibly the most famous of the contestants, Kim is regularly seen on The Network's conservative cable news program, "In Your Face, America" and author of the book "The Case for a New Holocaust."
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 White Don
Hometown: Phoenix AZ
Occupation: Hunky Fireman
Age: 42
He's handsome, he's athletic, he's a firefighter, he saved babies from Ground Zero on 9/11. He's Christian, he's got a hot wife and a huge house. Hate him yet? We do!
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 Black Don
Hometown: Los Angeles CA
Occupation: Political Activist
Age: 26
Capitalism takes a hit to the kneecaps with the addition of Black Don to the competition. This radical, leftist, moonbat, lunatic, whackjob may be a radical, leftist, moonbat, lunatic, whackjob, but he's also a great guy.
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 Todd Michael
Hometown: Orlando FL
Occupation: Gay
Age: 25
The Network also requires we include at least one gay waiter in every program, so Todd Michael is it. It's not tokenism or stereotyping, it's... no, actually... it is.
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 Danny
Hometown: New York NY
Occupation: Muslim
Age: 25
Danny is an intelligent, well-heeled Harvard grad who hides a dark secret - he looks an awful lot like a Muslim. In fact, he is a Muslim. Wow, that takes balls.
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 Gator
Hometown: Gainesville FL
Occupation: Sports Fan
Age: 33
Go Gators! This Seminole-hating sports fanatic is all about the Gators, and he will kick you in the balls if you disagree. That goes for you, too, ladies.
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 Randall
Hometown: Beachwood CA
Occupation: Computer Nerd
Age: 22
Introverted, quiet, nervous, suspicious, paranoid -- these are Randall's best qualities. We'd list his worse qualities, but are pretty sure they're the same.
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 Reverend Jimmy
Hometown: Axel AL
Occupation: Baptist Preacher
Age: 35
Praise Jesus, we found a working minister who would actually agree to be on Tossed Off! There is a God! Let's hope He protects this pastor for a few episodes, at least.
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 Leonard
Hometown: Seattle WA
Occupation: Nudist Chef
Age: 35
Erudite, genteel - these are some of the words people use to describe Leonard. That is, after they use words like "nude", "naked" and "doesn't bother to wear clothes." But he makes one helluva creme brulee.
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 Belinda
Hometown: Flinchly MI
Occupation: Cheerleader
Age: 22
Oh, yeah! She's a freaking professional cheerleader! You know that means there's like a 75% chance she's gonna get naked during the season! Aren't we smart?
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 Wendy
Hometown: Trenton NJ
Occupation: Goth Chick
Age: 18
She's cute, but she's Emo, so you know what that means: you can't say a thing to this damn chick without her either rolling her eyes or bursting into tears.
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 Corinne
Hometown: Houston TX
Occupation: Homemaker
Age: 43
Corinne is never alone. You see,not only does this middle-aged homemaker enjoy the company of a large family, she's also blessed with more than two dozen separate personalities. We can't wait to meet them!
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